Dear Bart,

Did you know the words BART CROSBY translate perfectly to CRABBY SORT?

That is how we feel knowing that you are unwell. A perfect anagram for our sentiments, but not yours: you, our cheerful design guru, our comedic inspiration, our dearest friend! We will feel crabby until we see you again, doing the victory dance of recovery, which we will dance along with you. Until then we intend to perform it on your behalf, each and every day, for as long as it takes.

We love you, Bart. GET WELL SOON!!!

Jessica, Malcolm and Fiona